Sunday, March 2, 2008

OH. Nooooooooooooooooooooooo ! ...

The hottest Russian manwhore EVER is leaving the world stage :( ... but maybe not for long!

AND he is Time's Person of the Year. Can't help but lust after a white man with a gansta lean, I mean watch him walk for hotness's sake:

Friday, February 29, 2008

God is pop star -- no, REALLY.

Amy Winehouse's new Blake reminds me of a smoothe little ditty by one hotbitch German man...

Thursday, February 28, 2008


Bright-and-yummy color, what a waste:

This examplar of the big-n-sloppy bags hustled hard this spring has me loving and hating. Because, while the sumptous leather texture and sunny shade is lickable, I loathe the shapeless mess it is. Apparently, "hobo" is what the powers that be shilling are calling the super-sizing of those medium-sized spleen-shaped or no-shape sloppy bags that went with that whole nauseating Sienna-Miller-preggo-gypsy-blouse-dirty-bare-feet look that still lives on in discount racks at Forever 21.

Which means the Simp scored the ugly cousin of this hobo sack.
Simp can't do shit right.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Speaking of Star Trek ...

Cardassians, the gorgeous reptilian men of my deepest darkest wettest dreams, need to come back, too. Come back and make me come.

Resistance is futile.

What a difference divorce from a Republican "family values" hypocrite makes.

Jeri Ryan helped the resistance!

Oh baby, she needs to come back to our screens. Voyager was tragic crap but for her presence. It should've been Adventures of a Borg Goddess. And Angelina Jolie can re-pump her Lisa-Rinna pugly puss for ages. She'll NEVER be 7 of 9.

Now don't get me wrong ...

Prada Cervo Animalier Satchel

Rampage Aspire Big Satchel

I loveloveLOVE luscious, tightly cut ginormous bags like the beauties above. And I thank my Goddess that the era of spleen-shaped, saggy medium-sized "gypsy" skank bags is waning. It's the blind herd mentality that grates, when one only worries whether it's "in," not whether the color, shape, and material and stitching of a bag make one look true sex. And then one ends up looking like a damn fool, as Simp #2 does below, following in her sister's mouthbreather footsteps.

Check out the Simp ...

... schlepping her standard-issue-2008 big, sloppy bag.