Monday, February 25, 2008

BUT ENOUGH TRASH ...


Yes, Miss Model Puta, I'd be convulsing and O-faced, too, if I was holding this luscious masterpiece.

Goddess Donatella earns her snowwhite peaks of Colombian coca. No one designs bags so over-the-top glam without going over the edge into overhyped tacky. Only my muppet muse and her minions make beauties like these that are nearly impossible to rip off without looking stank cheap. Believe me, I've hunted long and hard for worthy knock-offs.

So Chloe, you cesspool of glorified saddle bags for aging Stepford trophy wives: Take note.

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