Petra Nemcova is denying that she's dating Sean Penn even though they were reportedly "canoodling" (shitFUCK, I HATE that word) at Elton John's Oscar party. She claims they are just friends. Petra said, "Yes, we are friends. He is on the advisory board of my charity." Right. Nothing says "just friends" like a post-coital butting-foreheads pose.The late Simon Atlee would be so proud of his tsunami-flogging girlfriend Petra. Somewhere he is commiserating with the late Daniel Pearl about Mary Ann "I fucked that ABC reporter 'cause I was MOURNING' Pearl.
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